one time i was 16 years old.
it was prom.
i needed to take tampons and really didn't want to take a purse.
"everyone knows exactly why you have it with you!" i exclaimed.
my mom and i brainstormed all morning.
being the genius that she is, my mom said, "i've got it."
a roll of doctor's tape and three tampons later,
those little guys were securely taped to my legs,
not to be seen by anyone under that poofy dress.
[p.s. i've got some exciting news coming later!]
1 comment:
WHATTT?? You are telling me to taped tampons to your legs at prom? HAHAHAHAHA. Oh my gosh you are CRAZYY..
That could have gone so wrong.
(PS Who doesn't take a purse to prom? Where'd you put your lip gloss and your front door key and your cell phone???)
This may very well be the funniest blog post ever.
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