due to my current relationship status, i am almost always over at derek's.
which means, his roommates almost feel like my own sometimes.
[in a non-weird, totally fine way.]
for example, i was laying on the couch with a headache the other day.
they wrote me "the headache song" and it instantly went away. [i wish. but it rocked anyways.]
so last night we got on this topic, and i don't even know how.
one minute derek was dying on the plains,
next thing i know they are all running out of their rooms telling me what they have to offer.
"i offer joy" said braxton.
"i offer...happiness" said stephen.
"and i offer, a shovel, a horse, and some pea plants" said casey.
they told me i had by the end of the night to decide who i'd pick, and the survey would be on their fridge.
[and this is what was found.]
you better believe i was laughing pretty hard.