roommates sure are great, aren't they?
let me introduce you to mine.
she throws bread at the ceiling when she's excited.
she studies harder than anyone i know.
and she doesn't like getting things stuck in her foot.
she claims her life isn't funny, but she lies.
she's good at tucking people into bed.
and she hates when the shower curtain is closed.
she has a secret identity when she's running.
she giggles when she's nervous.
and she is avid about the disposal.
she pretends to dance like she's a pro.
she gets told she's adorable for sleeping with an "otter."
and she doesn't like dirty counter tops.