"that's not my name..."

thanks to the ting-tings for this title.
it relates very well to my story.
you see, i was set up on a blind date last week.
his name is dennis.
for some reason though i wanted to call him daniel.
so before he got there i just kept saying to myself,
"dennis. dennis. dennis. dennis. not daniel. dennis."
he shows up and i say, "Hey Daniel!  DANG IT!"
...what a great first impression.